2 June 2011, 3:51 pm
Abee See xxxxxxxxxx xxxxxx xxxxxxx xxxxxxx EARTH MILKY WAY May 31, 2011 Amy’s Kitchen Inc. 1650 Corporate Circle Petaluma, CA 94954-6950 Dear Amy’s Kitchen, For the past 25 25 years I have enjoyed your exquisitely spectacular vegetarian gourmet dishes and desserts. The cause of my love for Amy’s delicacies rooted from my disabilities disabilities. You see, I was born with many disorders and diseases that prevented me from eating, walking, thinking, feeling, and brushing my teeth like a normal normal human being. Although these disabilities weigh me down, I always try to make the the best of it. Just so you can get some background info on who I am, I have enclosed approx. .67 % of my disorders Here are few of the many: Abdominal, baldness, celiac, dyspepsia, emotional disorder, fear of dark spaces, gastroesophogal reflux, H1N1, insomnia, joint pain, khronic emotional disorder, lack of emotions, mad cow disease, nervous system disorder, overactive thyroid, pathological weight gain, quinoa anti inflammatory, repetitive use of words, spinal muscular atrophy, tenderly running out of names of disorder, uncle hater disease, vegetable disorder, wanting to go on and on disease, xyz disease, yz fever, and zillions of others. It all started Sincerely yours, Abee See Im writing a satirical letter... Read More »
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